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Hi Peeps, First time blog writer (blogger) – long time blog reader. Anyway, without further ado here’s my first blog – might not mean much to people I don’t know but the one’s who do know me will know exactly what I’m talking about…..


Accept you are perfect. The work you do is flawless. You just cannot make any mistakes. Even if you are have consumed two bottles of vodka on an empty stomach and have smoked a whole stack of weed, all on the same night, the code you write in that state of mind (assuming you are still conscious and alive), can only be imitated by God. Bugs exist only in your competitor’s code. If anyone points out any bugs in your code, blame your co-worker for his outrageous application of logic but immediately cover his ass by blaming his incompetence on the personal problems he is facing (If he is married, his wife could be dying or he could be going through a rough patch in his married life. If he is single, then damn, you have limited choices), of which one should never speak about, especially to him or in front of him, as he had confided in you and only you and you cannot break his trust. Also you do not believe in gossiping about some colleague's personal life. This is important as he has to be ready to take the next blow. In case, you do not have a co-worker, then put the blame on any other person from another department for giving you excess work. But your words should be such that the "bug-pointer" should feel humiliated and disgusted, all because of the person from that other department, whom he respected a lot to this day, till he committed the selfish act of prioritising his own work over the bug-pointer's. If you continue this for a while, then you would soon be successful in making the "bug-pointer" and the "guy-from-the-other-department" sworn enemies. It becomes interesting if both of them are close buddies. Husband and wives should never work in the same office but different departments. Only have sexual relationships with the people from other departments.

Remember always, you are God!

Posted: 25/06/2009 12:23:02 PM by Pratibha Sharma | with 0 comments

OK, a bit about me…..Or just something to write while I get off cold medication (and no, its not swine flu). Saw this on a couple of blogs so thought why not put it up myself.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

Wow my nose is so red!

2. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?


3.What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?


4.Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?


5. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?

If I were a Rich Girl- Gwen Stefani

6. What are you wearing right now?

Pink jamies with blue and white stars and a pink tee-shirt with a sheep on it.

7. Do you label yourself?

Yes- quirky and boho.

8. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently own?

Adidas, Puma and a whole bunch of Kolhapuri's in many colors.

9.Bright or Dark Room?

Dark all the way.

10. What does your watch look like?

Big round dial and a electric blue strap.

11. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Playing Scrabble with the family.

12. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?

Its from Dits...asking me to call her if I want her to get me some dessert.

13. What’s a word that you say a lot?


14. Who told you he/she loved you last?(please exclude spouse , family, children)


15. Last furry thing you touched?

Cant say….My soft toy doggie- Puddle. The last furry alive thing I touched was this Pug I petted a few days ago at a restaurant.

16. Favorite age you have been so far?


17. What was the last thing you said to someone?

This show sucks.

18.The last song you listened to?


19. Where did you live in 1987?

Bombay….rather Mumbai

20. Are you jealous of anyone?


21. Is anyone jealous of you?

Probably. Not that I know of!

22. Name three things that you have on you at all times?

My sense of humor, my phone, money and iPod.

23. What’s your favorite town/city?

Boy its Bombay all the way

25. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?

To Martina- my Italian pen friend.

26. Your first love/big crush: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?

He’s Married!

27. Does anything hurt on your body right now?

Oh Boy yes- my throat and ribs!

28. What is your current desktop picture?

Pics of **** and me from our last Indian vacation.

29. Have you been burnt by love?

Yes, I was..and its strange coz I always push people away before they can hurt me.

I'm off now...time to go curl up in bed with a book.

Posted: 25/06/2009 12:20:30 PM by Pratibha Sharma | with 0 comments